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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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Usually there's a bit of a previously on part here,

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not in this episode because there were some audio issues

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with the last episode.

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If you haven't listened to episode seven,

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it's just a rundown of what you missed

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in that last episode.

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There's some good points in there.

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So if you wanna go back and have a quick listen,

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if you have, we are a Dumbgeons and Dragons

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fifth edition actual play podcast.

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So there's four of us,

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myself, your dungeon master, Russ More,

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my wife, Amy More, who plays Thea Amastasia.

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Tom Laird is Flint Firebeard

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and Carla Johnson plays Nularaaaa Moonbrook.

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And we together create this story and this world

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that we are going through right now

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and bringing you along with us.

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So again, if you haven't listened to episode seven,

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maybe do that before you carry on.

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Otherwise we are in the midst of an ogre battle.

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So here's the theme music.

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So you are on your way to Little Rock

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when you ran into a group of dwarves

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who had under their control,

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a prisoner of the cultist group.

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Yes, you remember this?

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Yeah, good.

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And then you discussed with them

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and you got some information from her.

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Yes, you remember that?

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Yes, yes.

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Not a lot of information if I remember correctly though.

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And then I think we sold her back to the ogres, didn't we?

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Oh yeah, we just rented her time.

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Or the dwarves, sorry.

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Yeah, yeah, you rented her time.

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You do remember which information she gave you though, yes?

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I'm looking at you, but I'm asking to the group.

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Of course.

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Nerenvir the Green has stolen his mask

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and gone into hiding in the misty forest.

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Yes.

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And we're thinking that we can get him on our side

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to help fight against the cult of the dragons.

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Exactly.

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That was our goal, right?

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We're like, hey, this guy obviously is defecting.

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Whatever you guys wanna do, but yeah.

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Yeah, I'm just trying to remember

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if that was the strategy we had.

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Did we not talk about that

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and now that's just my strategy?

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Your strategy is to get everybody onto your side

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so you can become the queen of the dragons?

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And I never said that.

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I like this twist.

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Now we wanna run the dragon cult.

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Ah, yes, this can't go wrong at all.

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But first we should kill these ogres

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and then go save Little Rock.

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Let's kick some ass.

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Yeah, so we left off

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and some of the dwarves were struck quickly

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by a boulder and you guys all dodged out of the way

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and you were being rushed by four ogres.

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Bring it, bitches.

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We're rolling for initiative.

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Sure.

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Oh God.

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Ha ha ha.

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17.

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Whoa, how many dice was that?

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I was dumping my dice bag out.

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I see.

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Don't worry, you're fine.

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It just sounds like the kind of roll

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that usually happens when I take damage.

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I got a 13.

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15.

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Okay, so Flint is up first.

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Oh, excellent.

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So at this point they are,

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yeah, they're about 20 to 30 paces out from you.

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So they're all within range to start moving

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and bashing some skulls.

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Well, that sounds like a good plan.

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Moving, shaking, lemonade making.

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Well, there's the name of the episode.

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And we can cut it there, guys.

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All right.

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Good work, good work.

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I like it when we get these things

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out of the way early.

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It takes some pressure off.

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Now we know the theme.

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Now I don't have to say anything funny

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for the rest of the time.

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I'm done.

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Mission accomplished.

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All right, I'm going to rush over to this half ogre

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that I've affectionately dubbed number one.

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Good, good.

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His name is Harold.

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Oh, okay, perfect.

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He has a name.

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And I will attack him with my sweet, sweet greataxe.

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So that is a 22, but not critical, obviously.

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That will hit him, yes.

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Excellent.

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Six, and seven is 13, and four is 17 damage.

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And with attack number two,

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I will continue attacking him.

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Didn't see that one coming, did you?

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That was a twist.

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21 this time, but again, not critical.

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21 still hits, yep.

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Thank God for the plus bonuses.

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Yeah, you guys have awesome bonuses.

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Mine are all real shit.

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Whoa, 12 damage on the first D12,

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and then 10 on the second.

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So 22 and four is 26 damage.

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Ah, yeah.

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Well, that's demoralizing for Harold.

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Harold feels real bad about himself now.

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Harold is bloodied,

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and he's not feeling too great about himself,

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but it's Thea's turn,

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so she can just try and stroke his ego a little bit.

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Okay, sure.

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I'm going to kind of rush into the middle of the action,

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and I'm going to do some magic.

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I'm going to magic it up,

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and I'm going to produce flame.

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Oh, shit.

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I'm not, I'm not, no, I'm not.

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You did it.

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It's five. No, I didn't.

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Whatever you roll on the screen now is cannon.

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It shouldn't be.

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I don't even think those are the dice

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I'm supposed to roll.

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Well.

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Damage says it's two D eight.

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So that's what it rolled.

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Well, yeah, but I do better.

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Okay.

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I do better than the machine.

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Obviously.

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Five on the first, three on the sexy eight.

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Which guy are you going for?

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Oh, sorry.

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This dude right here.

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Junkman named Stinky.

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Stinky, yeah.

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The one that's right in front of me.

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Okay.

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Eight damage to Stinky.

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Which is not as impressive as the 40 some odd damage

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that Flint dealt,

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but I still feel Thea feels pretty good about herself.

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You do you, Thea.

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I will.

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It is Baran's turn, is carrying a heavy crossbow,

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and he shoots at the one,

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the ogre between the two

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that you are currently engaged with.

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And he rolls a critical, critical 20.

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Yeah.

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A natural 20.

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Whoa.

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Baran already way more useful than Larry.

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Yeah.

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Well, Larry never, Larry admitted that he was-

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He was a lover, not a fighter.

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He was, he admitted that he was, he had his flaws.

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Do you have something you need to tell us

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about something that happened on the boat, Thea?

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No.

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I don't know what you mean.

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Mm-hmm.

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He's a lover, hey?

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Mm-hmm.

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And with that, he gets 18 damage with his crossbow.

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Nice.

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To the ogre will dub Stumpy.

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So we've got Harold, Stinky, and Stumpy.

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Harold, Stinky, and Stumpy.

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Seems like Harold drew the long straw so far.

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Well, he is, he's clearly the leader of the group.

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Being Eddie is the best name.

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And it's new Larry's turn.

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All right.

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Well, I rolled an amazing four with a plus nine,

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so that's 13.

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Anything?

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13 hits, yeah.

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Oh.

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Whoa.

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These guys are naked, aren't they?

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Like anything will pretty much hit them.

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Oh, so they have natural armor,

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but they don't have any mail or anything on, nope.

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Well, then I feel like it's been so long

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since I got to use my sword.

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Oh, Mui Caliente, to be assumed, my sword's on fire.

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Uh, so that is a four plus one plus six,

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so 11 damage.

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Who are you going for?

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Oh, I should tell you who I'm attacking.

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Might be helpful.

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Whoever has not been attacked yet.

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How about that?

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Old Blue there.

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Old Blue.

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You're my boy, Blue.

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I got there before you did.

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How dare you.

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I'm sorry.

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So attack number two, oh God, it's on the floor.

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Oh, what is happening over there?

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And you're like glass breaking.

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So that was also a four,

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but that worked last time because it's a 13.

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So unless he got tougher, which he didn't.

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Did not.

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Seven, two, plus six, so 15 damage on that one.

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Now I just need to just make my way over to my die

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so I can see what Donnie gets up to.

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Awkwardly walking.

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There we go.

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Oh, Donnie rolled a 14, so that's a 17.

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Yeah, Donnie.

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Yeah, all right.

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Five damage.

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And then the ogre needs to do

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a constitution saving throw.

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Sure.

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Make sure I write down all your damage here

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because I get yelled at if I don't.

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Constitution saving throw for an ogre.

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That is an 18.

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Yeah, he's probably fine.

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Donnie is pretty small.

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He did his best, guys.

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Five damage is pretty good for him.

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That's solid.

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It is the ogre's turn.

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Harold leads off,

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and he's gonna attack Flint with his great club.

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Aw, it's a great club.

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It is a great club.

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I love it, the music's so good there.

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He rolls a 17 against your AC there, Flint.

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I don't believe that hits.

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It does not.

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Okay, good.

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Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.

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We're now going under the rule

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that if it's a tie, it does hit, correct?

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It goes to the attacker, yeah.

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Yes, then it does hit me.

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Ooh.

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Hey, way to follow the rules.

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Well, I have 18 against slashing,

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but since he's got a club, that is bludgeoning damage.

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That is certainly bludgeoning damage.

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And that is nine damage to you, sir.

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Yeah, all right.

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Stumpy, he is angry with Bowren,

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but Thea is in his way,

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so he's gonna charge forward

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and swing his great club at Thea.

276
00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,399
And she's gonna duck?

277
00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:05,320
Well, that's a 22 against your AC.

278
00:10:05,320 --> 00:10:06,720
Oh, she doesn't duck.

279
00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:08,560
Unless you've got something that says you can.

280
00:10:08,560 --> 00:10:10,919
Nope. Nope, okay, good.

281
00:10:10,919 --> 00:10:11,759
I take it.

282
00:10:13,159 --> 00:10:14,879
Eight damage to you.

283
00:10:14,879 --> 00:10:19,879
Stinky comes over and is going to attack Bowren.

284
00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,399
He moves over here.

285
00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:26,720
Bowren gets hit.

286
00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:28,560
12 damage to Bowren.

287
00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:29,680
Jeez.

288
00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:33,639
And old blue there, he's going for Nulara.

289
00:10:33,639 --> 00:10:36,039
That's a 21, not critical.

290
00:10:36,039 --> 00:10:36,879
Against your AC.

291
00:10:36,879 --> 00:10:39,080
Well, that'll do it.

292
00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:42,440
That is seven damage to you.

293
00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:43,960
Boo.

294
00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:45,680
And we'll go back to Flint.

295
00:10:45,680 --> 00:10:49,360
The dwarves that you were dealing with,

296
00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:51,600
they have turned tail and fled

297
00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:54,240
after they got hit by the boulder.

298
00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:58,840
So you are now under the possession of the cultist.

299
00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:01,080
So we have to fight and babysit at the same time.

300
00:11:01,080 --> 00:11:02,840
She left leg steel, yes.

301
00:11:02,840 --> 00:11:03,759
Oh, damn it.

302
00:11:03,759 --> 00:11:04,759
She tied up?

303
00:11:04,759 --> 00:11:05,600
I can't remember.

304
00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:07,519
Well, she was in shackles, yes.

305
00:11:07,519 --> 00:11:09,120
Shackles, okay, good.

306
00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:12,960
So she is kind of off to the side,

307
00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:16,120
but she is still with your group.

308
00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:16,960
Back to Flint.

309
00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:17,800
All right.

310
00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:22,800
So I wonder if it's when it's Nulara's turn,

311
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,400
if she should maybe send Donnie over there

312
00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:27,560
to keep watch on our prisoner.

313
00:11:27,560 --> 00:11:28,960
This is a good idea.

314
00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:30,760
You can tell Donnie to do stuff too.

315
00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:33,360
Well, yeah, but I mean, he's gotta go through me

316
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:36,560
and then it gets to you and Donnie.

317
00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:38,760
Do what you gotta do there, bud.

318
00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:39,920
I just don't wanna overstep.

319
00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:41,200
It's not my pseudo dragon.

320
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:44,320
All right, I will continue attacking Harold,

321
00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:47,560
who is bloodied, if I remember correctly.

322
00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:48,560
Yeah, he's bloodied.

323
00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:51,560
You took a chunk out of him.

324
00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:57,520
Then here comes another one, a 23 on the attack roll.

325
00:11:58,480 --> 00:11:59,360
That'll be good.

326
00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:03,920
11 and 10 is 21 and four is 25.

327
00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:04,760
25 damage?

328
00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:06,400
Man, good damage rolls here so far.

329
00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:07,240
Woo-hoo.

330
00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:08,080
Yep.

331
00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:08,920
Woo.

332
00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:09,760
Okay.

333
00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:12,520
Is he still breathing?

334
00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:14,360
He's still breathing, yeah.

335
00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:15,600
It's pretty labored breathing,

336
00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:16,440
but he's still breathing.

337
00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:18,560
All right, I ignore that.

338
00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:20,080
Just trying to look at my shit.

339
00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:20,920
What's happening?

340
00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:23,160
Sorry, you guys, nothing is happening.

341
00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:24,400
All right.

342
00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:26,360
Amy's practicing her rolls.

343
00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:28,040
Oh, okay, perfect.

344
00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:31,520
So that's a 12 and seven, so 19 on that attack roll.

345
00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:32,960
Mm-hmm, still good.

346
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:35,560
Okay, 12.

347
00:12:35,560 --> 00:12:37,320
Holy crap, 12.

348
00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:38,560
Woo, jeezus.

349
00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:41,640
So that's 28 more damage.

350
00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:45,680
Yeah, that 28 damage is enough to...

351
00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:46,760
Explode him?

352
00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:48,120
Murder him and his whole family.

353
00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:50,960
Kill him, and in fact,

354
00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:55,320
yeah, you've removed an appendage.

355
00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:57,200
You can tell me where you hit him,

356
00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:59,520
and that appendage is now no longer there.

357
00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:02,640
Shoulder slash arm.

358
00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:04,080
Good, good.

359
00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:05,280
Figured you'd want that mounted

360
00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:06,640
above your mantle at home.

361
00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:07,960
Oh yes, definitely.

362
00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:10,000
And now it is Thea's turn.

363
00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,640
All right, the last one didn't go very well,

364
00:13:12,639 --> 00:13:17,039
so Thea is going to call upon the spell of Moonbeam.

365
00:13:17,039 --> 00:13:21,240
So Radiant Light comes down about a five foot radius

366
00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:24,799
around Stinky, and he receives...

367
00:13:24,799 --> 00:13:25,879
Stinky or Stumpy?

368
00:13:25,879 --> 00:13:27,559
Stumpy's the one who's actually engaged

369
00:13:27,559 --> 00:13:29,159
in combat with you. Oh, that Stumpy?

370
00:13:29,159 --> 00:13:30,519
All right, Stinky ran past me.

371
00:13:30,519 --> 00:13:33,240
Yes, no, Stumpy, because he had it coming.

372
00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:39,399
And he's going to get 2d10 damage.

373
00:13:39,399 --> 00:13:40,559
Nine.

374
00:13:40,559 --> 00:13:41,519
And that is all?

375
00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:43,319
Oh yeah, that's all, yeah.

376
00:13:43,319 --> 00:13:46,799
Do I need to do more than call down the power of the moon?

377
00:13:46,799 --> 00:13:47,639
No, you're good.

378
00:13:47,639 --> 00:13:49,879
You just- Is that not enough for you girls?

379
00:13:49,879 --> 00:13:50,720
Keep it on.

380
00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:52,639
I know we're in the middle of a fight here, guys.

381
00:13:52,639 --> 00:13:54,079
I just can't help but think,

382
00:13:54,079 --> 00:13:55,720
I'm going to pull out an accent for Thea

383
00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:57,439
when she finally talks.

384
00:13:57,439 --> 00:13:59,159
I'm going to do it.

385
00:13:59,159 --> 00:14:01,120
You talk all the time.

386
00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:02,240
I talk all the time.

387
00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:04,360
Well, you talk as your character all the time,

388
00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:06,600
but you haven't actually given her a character voice.

389
00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:07,439
That's what I'm thinking.

390
00:14:07,439 --> 00:14:08,399
I think I might just jump into it.

391
00:14:08,399 --> 00:14:09,240
Episode eight.

392
00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:10,079
Episode eight.

393
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:14,720
Thea gets comfortable enough with her battling buddies

394
00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:17,520
to reveal what her true voice sounds like.

395
00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:18,400
I like it.

396
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:19,240
I'm looking forward to it.

397
00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:20,080
I like it too.

398
00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:21,600
Okay, I'm not sure what it's going to be like though,

399
00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:23,000
so might morph.

400
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,680
It's going to be a surprise for everyone.

401
00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:26,400
Yes, especially me.

402
00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:31,400
Baran is in attack mode with Stinky there.

403
00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:36,640
And that is a 16 versus Stinky's AC,

404
00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:39,560
which he uses his mace on.

405
00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:43,120
And gives him eight damage.

406
00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:44,840
And now it's Nularaaais' turn.

407
00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:45,680
Sweet.

408
00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:49,879
12, so 21.

409
00:14:49,879 --> 00:14:50,720
Yep.

410
00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:54,520
And that will be eight.

411
00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:55,800
This is going much better.

412
00:14:55,800 --> 00:15:00,639
13, 17 damage on that one.

413
00:15:00,639 --> 00:15:03,360
Oh, also I say, Donnie,

414
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,320
make sure you look at that prisoner.

415
00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:08,080
She's all shackled up though, right?

416
00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:10,120
Yeah, she's shackled up, but I'll go over there.

417
00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:12,960
Yeah, Donnie's got his watchful eyes on her.

418
00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:15,680
Second roll, critical, fail.

419
00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:16,520
Oh.

420
00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:17,360
Critical fail.

421
00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:18,920
I like the delay.

422
00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:22,960
How far away is the prisoner?

423
00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:25,800
Can Donnie come and try and give this guy a little chomp

424
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:28,600
while still keeping his eyes on her?

425
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:31,200
Well, yeah, she's kind of,

426
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:32,520
she's a little ways away,

427
00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:34,800
but I guess it depends when you want it

428
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:35,840
to send him over there.

429
00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:38,920
He could do his attack first and then go.

430
00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:40,120
Well, what if, yeah,

431
00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:41,800
what if he chomped her and then took off?

432
00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:43,519
Okay, quick chomp.

433
00:15:43,519 --> 00:15:46,280
He got a 20, not critical.

434
00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:51,560
And that is six damage.

435
00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:55,160
And then that saving throw for the ogre.

436
00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:56,800
You with your saving throw.

437
00:15:58,320 --> 00:15:59,560
That is a 14.

438
00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:00,680
Yeah, that'll do it.

439
00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:01,519
Okay, good.

440
00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:05,160
Now, some ogre's turn.

441
00:16:05,159 --> 00:16:09,199
Stumpy swings the ol' great club at the there.

442
00:16:09,199 --> 00:16:10,480
Ooh, that's not really good.

443
00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:11,759
Oh.

444
00:16:11,759 --> 00:16:14,439
10 against your AC, that's fine.

445
00:16:14,439 --> 00:16:15,279
Yeah, we're good.

446
00:16:15,279 --> 00:16:17,240
Oh, I thought you meant it wasn't good for me.

447
00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:18,079
No, you're fine.

448
00:16:20,519 --> 00:16:21,879
I'm losing track of names.

449
00:16:21,879 --> 00:16:24,240
The other guy was fighting Bahren.

450
00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:25,079
Stinky.

451
00:16:25,079 --> 00:16:27,199
Stinky, stinky.

452
00:16:27,199 --> 00:16:31,959
He swings at Bahren and hits him quite handily

453
00:16:31,959 --> 00:16:34,279
with his great club.

454
00:16:34,279 --> 00:16:36,799
For 13 damage.

455
00:16:36,799 --> 00:16:41,799
So Bahren is down to 31 hit points

456
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,199
for those keeping track at home.

457
00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:51,480
And ol' blue swings at Nulara and misses probably

458
00:16:52,039 --> 00:16:53,439
because that's only a 10.

459
00:16:53,439 --> 00:16:54,279
Perfect.

460
00:16:54,279 --> 00:16:55,120
And back to Flint.

461
00:16:57,279 --> 00:16:58,879
I guess I will attack the guy

462
00:16:58,879 --> 00:17:01,799
that is currently trying to wail on Thea.

463
00:17:01,799 --> 00:17:02,639
Appreciate it.

464
00:17:05,279 --> 00:17:07,839
22, but not critical, of course.

465
00:17:07,839 --> 00:17:08,680
Yep, that hits.

466
00:17:10,039 --> 00:17:15,039
Six and two, but I get to re-roll that damage roll

467
00:17:15,279 --> 00:17:17,480
because it's one or two I hit to re-roll.

468
00:17:18,839 --> 00:17:20,240
And a four, so that's much better.

469
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,119
10 and four is 14.

470
00:17:22,119 --> 00:17:23,759
And I guess I will attack him again

471
00:17:23,759 --> 00:17:24,599
if he's still standing.

472
00:17:24,599 --> 00:17:26,480
If he's still standing, he's bloodied now though.

473
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:27,519
Excellent.

474
00:17:27,519 --> 00:17:29,559
That is a 24.

475
00:17:29,559 --> 00:17:31,839
Should have no issues there.

476
00:17:31,839 --> 00:17:33,680
Six, nope, sorry, nine.

477
00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:35,480
He was upside down.

478
00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:38,400
And eight, 17, and four is 21.

479
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:42,240
21 takes Stumpy out of the running.

480
00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:43,400
He is dead.

481
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:44,880
Oh yeah, Flint.

482
00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:46,320
And Thea, your turn.

483
00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:48,960
I'm going to turn around.

484
00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:52,840
I'm going to come over to Stinky

485
00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:56,400
and I'm going to poison spray him.

486
00:17:57,400 --> 00:18:01,799
So he gets two D12 poison damage,

487
00:18:01,839 --> 00:18:04,000
but he needs to make a constitution saving throw.

488
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,319
I can't remember why.

489
00:18:05,319 --> 00:18:06,879
Probably to take half damage.

490
00:18:06,879 --> 00:18:08,559
Well, it's that or it's something

491
00:18:08,559 --> 00:18:11,079
about the lasting effects of the poison.

492
00:18:11,079 --> 00:18:12,639
Okay, I'll roll my constitution.

493
00:18:12,639 --> 00:18:13,480
You can look it up.

494
00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:14,319
Okay.

495
00:18:15,319 --> 00:18:16,759
That is a 13.

496
00:18:16,759 --> 00:18:18,279
And fail.

497
00:18:18,279 --> 00:18:19,119
Fantastic.

498
00:18:19,119 --> 00:18:20,440
Well, then you really have to look it up.

499
00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:23,319
I do, I will to see what happens.

500
00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:24,720
You extend your hand toward the creature

501
00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:25,759
you can see within range

502
00:18:25,759 --> 00:18:28,399
and project a puff of noxious gas from your palm.

503
00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:31,319
The creature must succeed on a constitution saving throw

504
00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:33,519
or take two D12.

505
00:18:33,519 --> 00:18:36,119
Okay, so I guess it's you take it or you don't?

506
00:18:36,119 --> 00:18:36,960
Probably.

507
00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:38,720
Okay, well, I'm glad you take it.

508
00:18:39,759 --> 00:18:40,759
Two.

509
00:18:40,759 --> 00:18:41,599
Good.

510
00:18:42,759 --> 00:18:43,599
One.

511
00:18:43,599 --> 00:18:44,439
Yes.

512
00:18:44,439 --> 00:18:47,559
You take all that three damage.

513
00:18:47,559 --> 00:18:49,159
Three poison damage.

514
00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:51,679
Okay.

515
00:18:52,559 --> 00:18:56,279
He just kind of shakes it off and clears his nose,

516
00:18:56,279 --> 00:18:57,119
but he's doing okay.

517
00:18:57,119 --> 00:18:58,679
I flip him the middle finger.

518
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,160
It seems appropriate.

519
00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:03,320
Bawren's turn.

520
00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:07,480
He misses with his mace.

521
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,320
So he's a little concerned

522
00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:11,320
about the poison in the air, obviously.

523
00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:13,400
Nularaaaa.

524
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:14,799
Don't put that on me.

525
00:19:14,799 --> 00:19:16,039
Nularaaaa, your turn.

526
00:19:16,039 --> 00:19:16,920
He doesn't know yet.

527
00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:17,759
He doesn't trust you.

528
00:19:17,759 --> 00:19:21,200
He doesn't know what excellent magic skills you have.

529
00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:24,000
Natural 20.

530
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,440
Whoop, whoop, whoop.

531
00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:27,840
I don't even know what that means.

532
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:28,919
You get double damage.

533
00:19:28,919 --> 00:19:31,480
Oh, good, because I just rolled a one.

534
00:19:33,759 --> 00:19:37,480
Six plus two, so eight, so 16 damage then.

535
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:38,879
You roll your damage.

536
00:19:38,879 --> 00:19:40,519
No, no, you get to roll twice.

537
00:19:40,519 --> 00:19:42,959
So double the amount of, not just double,

538
00:19:42,959 --> 00:19:44,399
but you roll the dice twice.

539
00:19:44,399 --> 00:19:48,919
Okay, so eight on the first one and then 16.

540
00:19:52,279 --> 00:19:53,720
So that's better.

541
00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:55,000
So 24 total.

542
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:55,839
Much better.

543
00:19:55,839 --> 00:19:57,439
I thought that worked out way better.

544
00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:58,279
There you go.

545
00:19:59,279 --> 00:20:01,960
Second attack is a two.

546
00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:04,960
So it'll be an 11.

547
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:07,600
11, yeah, 11 works out for you.

548
00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:11,000
Geez, I love how weak these gigantic,

549
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,880
strong creatures are.

550
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,920
Big, stupid, weak creatures.

551
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:16,480
Yeah.

552
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:17,840
That is 12 damage.

553
00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:21,600
And 12 is enough to finish him off.

554
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:27,600
So Old Blue falls and it is Stinky's turn.

555
00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:31,480
And he kind of looks around

556
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:36,480
and sees that all his ogre pals have fallen.

557
00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:42,080
And he actually charges for Sheila Flagsteel,

558
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:49,600
who is the cultist you are in possession of.

559
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:54,400
He runs, barrels through Baran, knocking him down,

560
00:20:55,360 --> 00:21:00,360
runs toward her, picks her up,

561
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:04,200
and breaks her neck.

562
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,720
Does Donnie do nothing?

563
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:08,600
Well, it's not Donnie's turn.

564
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,840
I guess Donnie does get a turn.

565
00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:15,480
He's like, it's like right there.

566
00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:17,240
Donnie can take a turn while he's doing it,

567
00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:18,880
while this is happening.

568
00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:22,200
He didn't before, so it's legit.

569
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:27,200
So that's an 18, so 21, but he rolls,

570
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,560
but that's four damage.

571
00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:34,640
Unless on how you do that Constitution saving throw,

572
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:37,200
and he paralyzes this ogre,

573
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:38,960
because that would be dope.

574
00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:41,320
It's a 15.

575
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:42,160
I believe you.

576
00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:44,320
No, that will not do it.

577
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:45,880
It is not dope.

578
00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:50,880
So Donnie does take a bite or a sting at him

579
00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:53,960
trying to stop him and paralyze him,

580
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:55,040
but it doesn't work,

581
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:58,520
and he still manages to get to Sheila,

582
00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:00,160
and he breaks her neck,

583
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:02,960
and she doesn't seem to put up a fight at this.

584
00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:05,200
You think?

585
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:06,040
Yeah.

586
00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:07,040
Okay.

587
00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:12,040
And then he turns and starts to run back towards

588
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:15,800
you guys, so he's kind of over here at this point.

589
00:22:16,799 --> 00:22:18,960
But he's making his way back towards you guys

590
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:21,279
in a furious rage, and it's Flint's turn.

591
00:22:21,279 --> 00:22:25,559
Well then, I will attack him,

592
00:22:25,559 --> 00:22:26,879
because I think I'm close enough

593
00:22:26,879 --> 00:22:30,879
if I am understanding the grid system here correctly.

594
00:22:32,839 --> 00:22:34,119
So that's 17.

595
00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:35,119
17's good, yep.

596
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:41,480
11, and seven's 18, and four is 22.

597
00:22:41,639 --> 00:22:44,399
22 damage, okay.

598
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:46,360
So he is bloodied now.

599
00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:49,600
Excellent, and that's a 23,

600
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:51,680
so again should have no problem there.

601
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:55,640
Four, and 12 is 16, and four is 20.

602
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:58,880
He's still alive,

603
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:01,840
but he's clearly not doing well.

604
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:03,360
So it is Thea's turn.

605
00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:05,680
All right, I'm going to get my oath bow,

606
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:09,960
and I say, the words that I say, the...

607
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:10,800
Mm-hmm.

608
00:23:11,639 --> 00:23:14,960
I think it's like, swift death to my enemy

609
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:15,799
or something like that.

610
00:23:15,799 --> 00:23:17,759
To those who have wronged me.

611
00:23:17,759 --> 00:23:18,599
Swift. There we go.

612
00:23:18,599 --> 00:23:21,839
Yes, swift death to you who have wronged me.

613
00:23:22,799 --> 00:23:27,240
So I have, so it's 3d6 piercing damage,

614
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:32,240
and I have plus two advantage to roll.

615
00:23:32,279 --> 00:23:36,559
But I'm also going to cast Searing Smite.

616
00:23:36,559 --> 00:23:40,599
That's going to add 1d6 fire damage to my melee weapon.

617
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:42,480
Except this isn't a melee weapon.

618
00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:45,960
So I'm lighting the arrow on fire,

619
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:48,440
and I am shooting it at the ogre.

620
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:50,600
All right. Okay, sure.

621
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:51,440
Yeah, I can do that.

622
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:54,280
I'm looking at Russ, he's thinking about it.

623
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:55,120
Yeah.

624
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:57,560
12. Yeah.

625
00:23:57,560 --> 00:23:58,400
Oh, thank God.

626
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:03,720
And I'm sorry, you missed entirely.

627
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:04,560
Wouldn't be the first time.

628
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:06,600
Okay, so I'm going to do,

629
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:09,720
it's 3d6 piercing and 1d6 fire.

630
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:12,640
Five, six, seven.

631
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:16,880
That's five, so that's 12 piercing damage

632
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:20,360
and three fire damage, 15 damage.

633
00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:25,360
Yeah, he goes down with a screaming bellow,

634
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:27,440
and he is dead.

635
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:30,720
You have pierced through something very important.

636
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:34,560
Although not super important,

637
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:37,520
like important enough that it would kill him,

638
00:24:37,519 --> 00:24:41,480
but not a lot because I mean, you just hit him.

639
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,839
But yeah, like you nicked an artery,

640
00:24:43,839 --> 00:24:46,960
an unknown ogre artery, and he is-

641
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:49,240
It's in the inner thigh area, if you guys want to know.

642
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:51,960
Yeah, it's a very tender area for ogres.

643
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:52,799
Yeah.

644
00:24:52,799 --> 00:24:57,799
And he goes down, and your ogres have been defeated.

645
00:24:57,839 --> 00:25:00,359
I want to cheer, but that chick is dead.

646
00:25:00,359 --> 00:25:02,039
Yeah.

647
00:25:02,039 --> 00:25:05,599
And I don't know, that's probably an important thing.

648
00:25:05,599 --> 00:25:07,000
But was she even going to say anything

649
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,160
if she just willingly got her next act?

650
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:11,000
Yeah, she wasn't giving us a lot of info

651
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,279
when we talked to her before.

652
00:25:13,279 --> 00:25:14,960
Saves you having to tie her up

653
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:16,559
and throw her in a river, yeah.

654
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:20,680
It was a lot of work, nobody appreciates.

655
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:21,599
So what do you guys want to do?

656
00:25:21,599 --> 00:25:24,000
We're going to keep going a little rock and save,

657
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:26,559
what's his name?

658
00:25:26,559 --> 00:25:27,640
Bahrain?

659
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:29,039
Bahrain?

660
00:25:29,039 --> 00:25:31,960
Barney Rubble?

661
00:25:34,079 --> 00:25:36,039
Keep going, I want to see where this goes.

662
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:42,240
Banana Republic, it starts with a B-A.

663
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:43,079
You had it right with Bahrain.

664
00:25:43,079 --> 00:25:43,920
B-A Barracus.

665
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:47,000
You're good, you got it right.

666
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:47,839
And then you just kept going.

667
00:25:47,839 --> 00:25:50,160
Wait, did you say B-A Barracus?

668
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:51,559
Yeah.

669
00:25:51,559 --> 00:25:52,559
Nice.

670
00:25:52,559 --> 00:25:54,079
He wants to join our team.

671
00:25:54,079 --> 00:25:55,440
But he's already on the A-team.

672
00:25:55,440 --> 00:26:00,440
You are still about a half day's ride out,

673
00:26:02,079 --> 00:26:05,079
because you've got your carriage and horses, of course.

674
00:26:05,119 --> 00:26:10,119
And Bahrain and Sasha mentioned to you

675
00:26:12,679 --> 00:26:17,679
that Sheila FLextiel, the cultist who is now deceased,

676
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,359
kind of looked familiar.

677
00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:22,119
They weren't sure when they originally

678
00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:23,399
came into contact with her,

679
00:26:23,399 --> 00:26:26,159
but she kind of looked familiar from their town.

680
00:26:28,319 --> 00:26:30,679
And you guys carry on.

681
00:26:31,839 --> 00:26:34,799
Unless you want to discuss anything further,

682
00:26:35,639 --> 00:26:40,639
you make it to Little Rock without anything really,

683
00:26:41,759 --> 00:26:44,039
anything else important happening,

684
00:26:44,039 --> 00:26:45,720
and you make it to Little Rock,

685
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:50,480
and it looks around kind of evening time,

686
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:54,919
and it looks very quiet from a distance.

687
00:26:54,919 --> 00:26:58,519
There doesn't appear to be any cultists

688
00:26:58,519 --> 00:27:00,359
in the streets that you can tell.

689
00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:03,359
Doesn't appear to be anybody moving

690
00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:04,240
throughout the city.

691
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:08,120
All the buildings appear to be quite boarded up

692
00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:12,640
and quite dark as the sun is setting over the city.

693
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:15,000
Well, I guess we should ask Bahrain and Sasha

694
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:18,160
if they know of any strongholds or buildings

695
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:20,640
that maybe the cult had taken over when they came in.

696
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:24,400
He says, yeah, no, we didn't have any.

697
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:27,200
We had a vault in our town bank,

698
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:30,360
but I mean, there's no real armory point.

699
00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:33,440
We had a simple sheriff's office,

700
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:38,440
but I mean, nothing, no castles or turrets

701
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:39,720
or anything like that.

702
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:41,880
We're just a small, small trade town.

703
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:44,480
Do they want to go see their families

704
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:47,720
or they've just come home, right?

705
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:51,320
So do they, we should maybe hole up for the night

706
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:55,120
or, because it's nighttime, what do you think?

707
00:27:55,120 --> 00:27:56,320
Or do we want to sneak around

708
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:58,280
in the dark of night like cat burglars?

709
00:27:58,280 --> 00:27:59,640
I vote to be a cat burglar.

710
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:00,800
I mean, I love a good sneak.

711
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:01,640
Yeah.

712
00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:04,360
Okay.

713
00:28:04,360 --> 00:28:05,759
Sneaky it is.

714
00:28:05,759 --> 00:28:08,840
Yeah, confirms that it would probably be a good idea

715
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:11,800
if we snuck around and saw what we could see

716
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:14,440
before anybody potentially woke up.

717
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:19,440
So you guys, you leave the horses, take the horses?

718
00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:24,920
We would probably be less noisy if we left the horses.

719
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:26,920
These horses are no cat burglars.

720
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:27,759
I mean, they're pretty-

721
00:28:27,759 --> 00:28:29,120
These horses are no cats.

722
00:28:29,120 --> 00:28:30,800
We'll see how your stealth checks go,

723
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:33,160
but I mean, they could be pretty sly horses.

724
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:36,120
Yeah, we should probably stash the carriage

725
00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:39,480
and horses somewhere that I assume Bahrain

726
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:42,240
would have like, you know, some kind of.

727
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:44,480
There's a bit of a forested area

728
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:49,280
where you guys currently are that you could leave them.

729
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:52,320
That's a bit off the way and they wouldn't be seen

730
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:54,600
directly from the road from anybody passing by.

731
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:55,880
So you could do that, yep.

732
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:56,840
That's a good idea.

733
00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:58,840
You do that and then you make your way

734
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:03,480
into town and it's eerily quiet.

735
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:05,840
The sun has just about set

736
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:08,360
as you kind of make your way in there.

737
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:11,840
All the windows have been boarded up with wood

738
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:14,520
and planks and plywood and that sort of thing.

739
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:17,120
Other types of wood. And other types of wood.

740
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:21,640
Various types of arbor are holding things.

741
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:25,240
Shut up.

742
00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:26,280
More?

743
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:27,120
Tell me more.

744
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,400
I would like to also know more.

745
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:30,840
What kinds of wood?

746
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:33,600
There's some soft woods, some hard woods.

747
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:34,440
Some cherry in there.

748
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:36,560
Some cherry, some cedar.

749
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:37,680
Yep, shut up.

750
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:40,560
Now if they remove some of that wood,

751
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:42,840
will they find old shiplat underneath?

752
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:43,680
Perhaps.

753
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:49,160
You could refinish that, it'd be real nice.

754
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:52,640
Very clearly, everything has been covered up.

755
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:53,480
With wood.

756
00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:00,360
I'm gonna cut out the amount of times I say wood

757
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:02,640
and then you're just gonna see my jerk.

758
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:03,480
Leave it all in.

759
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:04,320
Don't do that.

760
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:09,560
Let the listeners figure out a jerk for themselves.

761
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:11,680
And it looks, and through the streets,

762
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:16,360
it looks like the city has been looted and torn up,

763
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:18,880
but it seems odd to you

764
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:21,160
that it would have been abandoned

765
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:25,680
as well as all the buildings being barricaded up.

766
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:27,759
Well, the people must be there, right?

767
00:30:27,759 --> 00:30:30,759
Otherwise we would have seen them on the road to Luskin.

768
00:30:30,759 --> 00:30:33,440
You would think they would have been,

769
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:35,000
you know, if they were like refugees,

770
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,880
they would have been going somewhere.

771
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:39,640
So they're either all dead

772
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:43,000
or hopefully not that one.

773
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,960
They're just hiding out.

774
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:45,920
Let's let them hide.

775
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:48,680
It's better we see no one as we sneak around

776
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:53,680
than have to have an encounter before we need to.

777
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:55,200
Sure.

778
00:30:56,200 --> 00:31:01,000
Baron says we could go to our house

779
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:02,160
or what was our house

780
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:05,560
and just see if there's anybody there.

781
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:08,799
Now, was your guys' house in the middle of the street?

782
00:31:08,799 --> 00:31:10,200
Was it Maxwell House?

783
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:15,200
Was it where friends like to meet their house?

784
00:31:15,519 --> 00:31:16,360
It's a very, very, very fine house.

785
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:17,759
That was Tom's fault.

786
00:31:17,759 --> 00:31:19,240
Anyway, let's go to...

787
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:24,359
Sure, let's go to their house.

788
00:31:24,359 --> 00:31:27,680
Cause at least they'll know like how to sneak in

789
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:30,559
or they can, if their family is there,

790
00:31:30,559 --> 00:31:33,160
they can be like, be cool.

791
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:35,279
So they don't start screaming or something.

792
00:31:35,279 --> 00:31:38,279
You know, it seems like a reasonable starting place.

793
00:31:38,279 --> 00:31:39,120
For sure.

794
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:41,359
You make your way through the town

795
00:31:41,359 --> 00:31:46,359
and they live on the north end of the city

796
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:48,920
and you get to the house

797
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:53,920
and it is like all the shutters and doors are closed

798
00:31:56,039 --> 00:31:56,920
and everything is drawn,

799
00:31:56,920 --> 00:32:00,120
but it doesn't appear that this house

800
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:02,960
and the house in the surrounding area

801
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:05,519
have been equally as fortified.

802
00:32:05,519 --> 00:32:09,080
Do you guys want to make a perception check?

803
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:15,039
Seven, eight, nine, 10.

804
00:32:15,039 --> 00:32:16,039
12 for me.

805
00:32:16,039 --> 00:32:17,080
14.

806
00:32:17,079 --> 00:32:21,679
You go up to the windows and doors and you listen

807
00:32:21,679 --> 00:32:23,679
and you kind of look through where you can.

808
00:32:23,679 --> 00:32:25,319
Mine's an 11.

809
00:32:25,319 --> 00:32:26,480
Even still.

810
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:27,639
It's pretty clear to you

811
00:32:27,639 --> 00:32:29,759
that there's nobody at this house

812
00:32:29,759 --> 00:32:32,319
and even the kind of the neighboring houses,

813
00:32:32,319 --> 00:32:35,720
it's pretty clear that this area at least

814
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:38,079
has been left vacant

815
00:32:38,079 --> 00:32:41,799
and Bahrain actually goes up to the rear door

816
00:32:41,799 --> 00:32:46,399
and goes in slowly and this house appears to be empty.

817
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:48,000
Well, shit.

818
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,560
He says, but that could be good.

819
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:53,360
We could see who comes out first in the morning

820
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:55,120
if there are cultists in the city

821
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:59,720
or if perhaps somebody else is left in the town.

822
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:04,240
Thea, can you do like an arcana check

823
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:07,960
or like some kind of detect magic or something

824
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:11,960
because it seems like spookily empty.

825
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:14,160
So what's going on?

826
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:15,720
Can we check that?

827
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:16,640
I can't.

828
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:18,720
I don't have those skills.

829
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:19,559
I cannot.

830
00:33:19,559 --> 00:33:20,960
Somebody's more than welcome to give it a,

831
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:22,000
give it a whirl.

832
00:33:22,839 --> 00:33:23,680
15.

833
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:27,240
There doesn't appear to be anything magically done

834
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:30,519
to any of the houses in the vicinity

835
00:33:30,519 --> 00:33:32,559
that you can detect.

836
00:33:32,559 --> 00:33:33,400
Okay.

837
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:36,559
Nothing magical going on in your immediate area.

838
00:33:36,559 --> 00:33:37,600
How are we, Thea?

839
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:39,440
Well, we're already in our cat burglar suits.

840
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:41,440
You guys want to steal some shit or?

841
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:44,519
Just kidding, Bahrain.

842
00:33:44,519 --> 00:33:45,360
Just kidding.

843
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:46,640
I'm always down for looting.

844
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:47,480
Just kidding.

845
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:51,880
Wasn't all the action happening in the mines?

846
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:53,480
Isn't that where everyone was?

847
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:56,440
The dwarves, yeah.

848
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:57,720
Yeah, that seems reasonable.

849
00:33:57,720 --> 00:33:58,680
If there's nobody here,

850
00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:00,640
maybe that's where they're hiding

851
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:02,400
or I don't know, let's go check that out.

852
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:07,400
It's the only other like location that we know about.

853
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:12,680
Sasha says that she's going to stay behind in the house

854
00:34:12,679 --> 00:34:16,879
but Bahrain says that he will lead you to the mines.

855
00:34:17,839 --> 00:34:20,119
So you guys go back through the city.

856
00:34:20,119 --> 00:34:22,319
The mines are a bit to the south of the city.

857
00:34:22,319 --> 00:34:23,719
As you were going through the city,

858
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:25,799
you want to make another perception check?

859
00:34:28,519 --> 00:34:29,599
Ooh, 17.

860
00:34:29,599 --> 00:34:31,559
I also got a 17.

861
00:34:31,559 --> 00:34:33,719
I got a 21.

862
00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:35,839
You are going-

863
00:34:35,839 --> 00:34:36,759
I'm very perceptive.

864
00:34:36,759 --> 00:34:38,559
You're going back through the city,

865
00:34:38,559 --> 00:34:40,599
kind of cutting through some back streets

866
00:34:40,679 --> 00:34:45,679
and you notice kind of a flicker of movement

867
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:49,400
in one of the buildings that you're passing

868
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:50,839
through the center of town.

869
00:34:50,839 --> 00:34:52,400
Let's go check it out, guys.

870
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:53,839
That's not my accent.

871
00:34:53,839 --> 00:34:55,039
Let's check it out.

872
00:34:55,039 --> 00:34:57,719
How do you want to go about checking it out?

873
00:34:57,719 --> 00:34:58,960
Let me try the front door.

874
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:03,400
We will sneakily walk towards where we saw something.

875
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:05,839
Well, I saw it through a window.

876
00:35:05,839 --> 00:35:08,719
Yeah, through kind of a break in some of the slats.

877
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:09,559
In that shiplap.

878
00:35:09,559 --> 00:35:11,039
That sweet, sweet arbor.

879
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,559
What kind of wood is this one made out of?

880
00:35:15,559 --> 00:35:16,400
Mahogany.

881
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:17,239
Oh, nice.

882
00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:18,079
It's quite fancy.

883
00:35:18,079 --> 00:35:19,799
The smell of leather bound books.

884
00:35:19,799 --> 00:35:20,639
No, no.

885
00:35:20,639 --> 00:35:21,960
That's the house next door.

886
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:22,799
Oh, okay.

887
00:35:22,799 --> 00:35:25,239
Yeah, they can't have all the things

888
00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:27,320
in one house, obviously.

889
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:32,320
Should I perhaps change my shape

890
00:35:32,559 --> 00:35:34,000
and like, I don't know,

891
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,519
become like a little bug or lizard

892
00:35:36,519 --> 00:35:38,880
that can slide through the slat in the wood

893
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:40,840
and just see what I see from the inside.

894
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:43,840
See if it's worth us like busting down the door.

895
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:44,920
Cause if everything's boarded up,

896
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:46,720
I assume the doors are all locked.

897
00:35:46,720 --> 00:35:48,360
Well, we certainly can't sneak in

898
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:51,720
through all the boarded up everything.

899
00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:53,280
So yeah, why don't you do that?

900
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:56,039
Maybe your accent will come to you.

901
00:35:57,039 --> 00:36:00,599
You'll start speaking parcel tongue or something.

902
00:36:00,599 --> 00:36:01,440
Ooh.

903
00:36:02,559 --> 00:36:03,880
I don't know if that's an accent so much

904
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:05,920
it's like a whole other language.

905
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:07,559
Oh, I thought you were gonna make up a whole language

906
00:36:07,559 --> 00:36:08,440
for your character.

907
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,800
Is that not what's gonna happen?

908
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:12,400
That's what I was expecting too.

909
00:36:13,599 --> 00:36:15,200
You guys wouldn't understand it.

910
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:16,119
It'd be very confusing.

911
00:36:16,119 --> 00:36:17,079
That's true.

912
00:36:17,079 --> 00:36:17,920
That's true.

913
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:19,480
Good point.

914
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:24,480
So I am going to change into some mouse.

915
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:26,840
Crawl up the side.

916
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:28,480
Put my little mousey head through.

917
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:36,119
Hello again.

918
00:36:36,119 --> 00:36:38,360
It's me, your Dungeon Master Russ More.

919
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:41,400
This is episode eight of Dumbgeons and Dragons.

920
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:45,480
This one titled Movin', Shakin', Lemonade Makin'.

921
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:47,880
This episode, I mostly wanna send out my sincere thanks

922
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:49,280
to everyone downloading the show

923
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:50,559
and following us on Twitter.

924
00:36:50,559 --> 00:36:52,480
We've seen some fantastic growth

925
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:53,880
over the last couple of weeks

926
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:56,960
and I'm sure I can speak for Amy, Carla, and Tom

927
00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:59,400
when I say that we are humbled and amazed

928
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:01,120
that people are actually interested

929
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:03,240
in hearing the story we're making.

930
00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:04,559
I don't have much feedback this week

931
00:37:04,559 --> 00:37:05,760
so I'll leave it to simmer

932
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:07,480
and carry over to the next episode.

933
00:37:07,519 --> 00:37:11,400
Tell your friends that they can find us at dumbdragons.com.

934
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:14,320
All of our social media and email links are listed there.

935
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:15,800
But that's all I have for you right now.

936
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:19,880
Episode nine will be coming out March 29th.

937
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:20,880
Sheesh.

938
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:22,159
Been a busy month for episodes.

939
00:37:22,159 --> 00:37:23,960
I guess I gotta get back to editing here.

940
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:25,320
You have an amazing couple of weeks.

941
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:26,960
I can't wait to talk to you again.

942
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:27,840
Back to the episode.

943
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:29,840
Let's find out where those people at.

944
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:32,599
["Dumb Dragons"]

945
00:37:33,319 --> 00:37:36,239
["Dumb Dragons"]

946
00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:40,079
One thing we've never talked about, I don't think,

947
00:37:40,079 --> 00:37:42,559
as far as when you change shape.

948
00:37:42,559 --> 00:37:47,000
When you change shape, do your clothes change with you

949
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:50,119
or do your clothes shed from you?

950
00:37:50,119 --> 00:37:51,719
It depends.

951
00:37:51,719 --> 00:37:56,319
I usually choose to have my clothes change with me

952
00:37:57,360 --> 00:38:00,519
and I believe that that is an option.

953
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:02,759
It's one that you kind of pick.

954
00:38:02,759 --> 00:38:04,320
So you either do or you don't.

955
00:38:06,679 --> 00:38:08,480
Well, I wanna see.

956
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:11,320
Like, cause I don't have heavy armor or anything.

957
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:15,559
So I think when I change into wild shape,

958
00:38:15,559 --> 00:38:18,119
I can stay in a beast shape for a number of hours

959
00:38:18,119 --> 00:38:19,800
if I want to.

960
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:21,719
Okay, when you are transformed,

961
00:38:21,719 --> 00:38:23,320
the following rules apply.

962
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:26,239
My game stats are replaced by the stats of the beast,

963
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:28,880
but I keep all my personality, alignment,

964
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:32,119
intelligence, charisma, wisdom, blah, blah, blah, blah.

965
00:38:32,119 --> 00:38:35,079
When I transform, I assume they're hit dice.

966
00:38:35,079 --> 00:38:38,559
I can't cast spells and I do not have the ability

967
00:38:38,559 --> 00:38:40,440
to speak.

968
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:42,519
You choose whether your equipment falls to the ground

969
00:38:42,519 --> 00:38:44,640
and your space merges in your new form

970
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:46,400
or is worn by it.

971
00:38:47,519 --> 00:38:49,519
So worn equipment functions as normal,

972
00:38:49,519 --> 00:38:51,960
but the DM decides whether it is practical

973
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:54,160
for the new form to wear a piece of equipment

974
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:56,360
based on the creature's shape size.

975
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:58,559
So like, I probably wouldn't be carrying around

976
00:38:58,559 --> 00:39:00,840
my oath bow as a mouse.

977
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:02,400
Probably not.

978
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:04,599
So likely you keep all your clothes and stuff,

979
00:39:04,599 --> 00:39:06,360
but maybe your weapon.

980
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:08,719
Your equipment doesn't change size or shape

981
00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:09,799
to match the new form.

982
00:39:09,799 --> 00:39:12,279
And any equipment that the new form can't wear

983
00:39:12,279 --> 00:39:15,239
must either fall to the ground or merge with it.

984
00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:17,039
Equipment that merges with the form

985
00:39:17,039 --> 00:39:18,159
has no effect until,

986
00:39:18,159 --> 00:39:21,719
so that's essentially like absorbing all of my stuff.

987
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:22,759
I can't use it.

988
00:39:22,759 --> 00:39:24,880
But if I were like to change into a monkey

989
00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:28,000
who had opposable or like had like fingers and stuff,

990
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,719
I could throw a spear, say.

991
00:39:30,719 --> 00:39:32,000
So when I change,

992
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,440
let's just assume anytime I change into something

993
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:35,360
that's really small,

994
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:38,280
I'm just merging all of my stuff

995
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:39,719
so that it just kind of stays with me

996
00:39:39,719 --> 00:39:41,280
and nothing can be used until,

997
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:43,199
like what's a mouse gonna do with, you know.

998
00:39:43,199 --> 00:39:44,800
Yeah, that's fair.

999
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:46,440
With a crossbow.

1000
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:48,480
Well, I was just looking for, you know,

1001
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:51,000
sweet no clothes gags when you change out

1002
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,400
in the middle of a crowded room.

1003
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:54,239
Of course.

1004
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:55,079
Yeah.

1005
00:39:55,079 --> 00:39:55,920
Just wanted to make sure.

1006
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:56,760
Wanted to make sure.

1007
00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:57,599
V has got some class.

1008
00:39:57,599 --> 00:39:58,440
Okay.

1009
00:39:58,440 --> 00:39:59,799
Just checking.

1010
00:39:59,799 --> 00:40:03,440
So you change down into a mouse.

1011
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:07,239
I say a quippy line like see on the other side.

1012
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:08,079
Is that your?

1013
00:40:08,079 --> 00:40:08,920
Maybe, I don't know.

1014
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:09,799
I'm gonna try it out.

1015
00:40:09,799 --> 00:40:10,639
That's good.

1016
00:40:10,639 --> 00:40:11,839
If that or it's Southern,

1017
00:40:11,839 --> 00:40:14,199
I really have a very limited vocal.

1018
00:40:14,199 --> 00:40:15,039
It's fine.

1019
00:40:15,039 --> 00:40:15,860
That's good.

1020
00:40:15,860 --> 00:40:16,699
I like it.

1021
00:40:16,699 --> 00:40:18,079
I don't know if the elf should be Southern.

1022
00:40:18,079 --> 00:40:20,039
I feel like this frisky kind of voice,

1023
00:40:20,039 --> 00:40:22,440
like that kind of fits with your...

1024
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:25,480
My overt sexuality toward any new male member

1025
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:26,319
we ever see.

1026
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:27,680
Male member.

1027
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:28,519
Yep.

1028
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:32,840
You're very comfortable with your sexuality.

1029
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:35,120
So maybe you're a little bit saucy.

1030
00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:35,960
All right.

1031
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:36,840
You say your quippy line

1032
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:38,240
and you change down into a mouse

1033
00:40:38,240 --> 00:40:43,240
and then you climb up in through the break in the woods.

1034
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:45,640
Just enough to poke my little mouse head.

1035
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:48,380
Like I'm shaking my little mouse tail

1036
00:40:48,380 --> 00:40:49,220
on the other side.

1037
00:40:49,220 --> 00:40:50,280
Just kind of.

1038
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:53,400
So you look in and as your eyes are adjusting,

1039
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:54,480
you see...

1040
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:55,360
The mouse.

1041
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:57,800
As your eyes are adjusting to your new form,

1042
00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:02,800
you see huddled in the center of the room

1043
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:05,760
that you go into,

1044
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:09,240
a large group of what look like commoners

1045
00:41:09,240 --> 00:41:10,079
from the village.

1046
00:41:10,079 --> 00:41:12,760
They're all huddled close together

1047
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:17,760
and they appear to be just trying to remain very quiet

1048
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:18,880
and very still.

1049
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:21,720
There's women, there's children, there's men.

1050
00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:23,680
All huddled in this room that you can see.

1051
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:25,160
What else do I see in the room?

1052
00:41:25,159 --> 00:41:26,639
Do I have to make a perception?

1053
00:41:26,639 --> 00:41:31,639
No, it is very scantily furnished.

1054
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:34,839
It looks like the room has been picked over.

1055
00:41:34,839 --> 00:41:35,960
So there aren't many,

1056
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:37,879
there aren't anything hanging on the walls.

1057
00:41:37,879 --> 00:41:39,899
It doesn't look like there's very much of value

1058
00:41:39,899 --> 00:41:41,559
in the room itself.

1059
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:46,199
You don't see any captors or anything like that.

1060
00:41:46,199 --> 00:41:48,679
So they are alone in this room,

1061
00:41:48,679 --> 00:41:50,960
just trying to remain very, very quiet.

1062
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:52,319
Okay.

1063
00:41:52,319 --> 00:41:54,199
I scamper back out,

1064
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:56,560
resume my normal form.

1065
00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:57,920
And tell anybody anything.

1066
00:41:57,920 --> 00:41:58,760
Okay.

1067
00:41:58,760 --> 00:41:59,600
I guess.

1068
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:02,720
Character knowledge, player knowledge.

1069
00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:03,560
Right.

1070
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:07,440
Guys, there's like a whole bunch of people in there,

1071
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:08,480
scared looking.

1072
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:14,480
We should help them.

1073
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:18,400
Baran takes charge and he goes up and-

1074
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:19,480
Yeah, he should.

1075
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:20,440
He knows all these people.

1076
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:24,080
Well, yeah, but he doesn't know what's going on

1077
00:42:24,079 --> 00:42:24,920
since he's left.

1078
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:26,440
He's been gone for quite a while.

1079
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:30,880
He goes up and hammers on the door quite loudly.

1080
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:32,199
Seems like a mistake.

1081
00:42:32,199 --> 00:42:33,480
I put my hand on his arm,

1082
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:35,119
like I feel his muscle a little bit.

1083
00:42:35,119 --> 00:42:36,319
And I say,

1084
00:42:36,319 --> 00:42:38,860
Shh, you're scared.

1085
00:42:38,860 --> 00:42:39,960
Right, right, right.

1086
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:42,799
Hello?

1087
00:42:42,799 --> 00:42:44,119
It's me.

1088
00:42:45,559 --> 00:42:46,400
Baran?

1089
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:49,159
I'm Ron Burgundy.

1090
00:42:50,159 --> 00:42:52,559
He's a little unsure of his own name there.

1091
00:42:52,599 --> 00:42:56,239
He's, who's in there?

1092
00:42:56,239 --> 00:42:58,159
I brought some people to help.

1093
00:42:58,159 --> 00:43:02,079
And you hear some stirring from inside

1094
00:43:02,079 --> 00:43:05,219
and some of the stuff barricading the door

1095
00:43:05,219 --> 00:43:07,320
being pulled away a little bit.

1096
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:12,320
And two males and an older lady open the door,

1097
00:43:14,460 --> 00:43:17,039
quickly usher you in, a baran first,

1098
00:43:17,039 --> 00:43:20,480
and then allow the three of you in as well.

1099
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:22,360
So you get into the room

1100
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:27,360
and baran and the older lady are having a bit of a discussion

1101
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:30,660
as to where he's been and how long he's been gone.

1102
00:43:30,660 --> 00:43:34,420
And you hear them talking about where the cultists are.

1103
00:43:34,420 --> 00:43:36,599
And the older lady says,

1104
00:43:36,599 --> 00:43:41,400
They were here for quite a while, dearie.

1105
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:44,599
They took a lot of our refinery and treasures,

1106
00:43:44,599 --> 00:43:49,599
but they brought with them something evil.

1107
00:43:50,599 --> 00:43:53,480
I don't think they knew they had it among them

1108
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:57,900
when they came, but I do believe they've left it here.

1109
00:43:58,799 --> 00:44:00,819
I don't know what it is.

1110
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:04,159
People started to go missing.

1111
00:44:04,159 --> 00:44:09,159
First, some of their own, and then our people too.

1112
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:14,480
Women, children, and men all going missing,

1113
00:44:15,420 --> 00:44:16,420
disappearing.

1114
00:44:17,380 --> 00:44:20,559
So after the cult group left,

1115
00:44:20,559 --> 00:44:23,260
we decided to barricade ourselves up.

1116
00:44:23,260 --> 00:44:24,780
And since we did that,

1117
00:44:24,780 --> 00:44:28,300
the disappearances have been less, but still occur.

1118
00:44:28,300 --> 00:44:33,019
At night, we still hear a weird howling

1119
00:44:33,019 --> 00:44:35,500
and something prowling through the streets.

1120
00:44:35,500 --> 00:44:38,659
It makes us fear leaving this house.

1121
00:44:40,099 --> 00:44:41,099
Well, that sucks.

1122
00:44:42,099 --> 00:44:47,099
That's all I got, I'm not entirely sure.

1123
00:44:47,099 --> 00:44:50,819
Baran turns to you and he says,

1124
00:44:50,819 --> 00:44:55,259
I know that you come to fight the cultists,

1125
00:44:55,259 --> 00:44:57,940
but I mean, it appears the battle

1126
00:44:57,940 --> 00:44:59,539
with the cultists has moved on.

1127
00:44:59,539 --> 00:45:03,380
Are you willing to help us figure out

1128
00:45:03,380 --> 00:45:04,980
what's going on here?

1129
00:45:04,980 --> 00:45:05,860
I'm on board.

1130
00:45:05,860 --> 00:45:07,579
Absolutely. Yeah, totally.

1131
00:45:07,579 --> 00:45:09,019
Let's kill this evil thing.

1132
00:45:09,059 --> 00:45:11,500
He asks the old lady,

1133
00:45:11,500 --> 00:45:14,539
when was the last time that they heard anything

1134
00:45:14,539 --> 00:45:19,019
from this creature or what exactly happened?

1135
00:45:19,019 --> 00:45:22,900
The last time that somebody went missing.

1136
00:45:22,900 --> 00:45:26,079
And she says that it was last night,

1137
00:45:26,079 --> 00:45:28,019
we heard it walking through the streets.

1138
00:45:28,019 --> 00:45:31,940
We didn't see its shape.

1139
00:45:31,940 --> 00:45:34,480
It is a hooded figure.

1140
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:36,920
The last time somebody went missing,

1141
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:41,719
two nights now, two or three nights now,

1142
00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:45,940
somebody went missing and it took a whole family,

1143
00:45:45,940 --> 00:45:50,940
whatever it was, but left one girl.

1144
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:55,539
And she ushers over to the girl that was left behind,

1145
00:45:55,539 --> 00:45:59,360
but she claims she saw nothing of the sort.

1146
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:02,880
Did your family just disappear then?

1147
00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:04,039
You didn't see a creature,

1148
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:05,800
but where did your family go?

1149
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:09,759
I say to the small girl with the high pitched voice,

1150
00:46:09,759 --> 00:46:14,400
um, well, golly gee willikers.

1151
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:16,079
No, that's not it.

1152
00:46:16,079 --> 00:46:16,920
Isn't it?

1153
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:17,759
No.

1154
00:46:17,759 --> 00:46:19,679
Golly gee willikers.

1155
00:46:21,679 --> 00:46:23,800
Is this Dick Grayson from Batman?

1156
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:25,279
Sounded more like the old lady,

1157
00:46:25,279 --> 00:46:26,960
I would have guessed.

1158
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:28,920
Okay then.

1159
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:33,920
She says, um, I heard my family fight back

1160
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,760
and then it was, then it was quiet.

1161
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:41,559
I don't know if whatever it was knew

1162
00:46:41,559 --> 00:46:43,079
that I was there or not.

1163
00:46:43,079 --> 00:46:47,519
I just, I stayed quiet in my room and waited

1164
00:46:47,519 --> 00:46:52,519
till morning when people came looking for us.

1165
00:46:53,720 --> 00:46:58,720
I really didn't see it sounded fast

1166
00:46:58,720 --> 00:47:02,360
because my father did not put up as much

1167
00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:04,480
of a fight as I thought he would have.

1168
00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:06,920
It sounds like it surprised him almost.

1169
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:09,040
And this was from your house?

1170
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:11,120
I'm wondering, are people getting taken

1171
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:13,440
from their houses, from the street?

1172
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:14,920
This was in my house, yeah.

1173
00:47:16,240 --> 00:47:19,160
The older lady says that at first

1174
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:22,360
people started disappearing in the streets.

1175
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:25,720
The cultists disappeared from the streets

1176
00:47:25,720 --> 00:47:29,640
and then it started to move into people's residences.

1177
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:31,920
Did you hear it make any sounds?

1178
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:34,440
Like does it sound like an animal?

1179
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:38,040
I didn't hear any animals.

1180
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:42,440
It sounded like it was walking on two feet.

1181
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:47,200
Like it was even sounded like it was very heavy footed

1182
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:52,200
but no noticeable larger footprints

1183
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:55,960
have been left anywhere.

1184
00:47:55,960 --> 00:48:00,360
I don't know if it was, I don't know what it could be.

1185
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:03,800
It just sounded like it was perhaps a human

1186
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:05,520
but much, much larger.

1187
00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:09,440
Should we go outside and wait for it?

1188
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:11,520
I don't know what else we would do.

1189
00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:12,920
I have the urge to wait in a street.

1190
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:17,160
I'm thinking we should just set up like a bonfire.

1191
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:20,400
Yeah, in like a town square and like draw this thing out.

1192
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:24,079
Yeah, we wanna pick a good location

1193
00:48:24,079 --> 00:48:26,480
where we can keep an eye on things

1194
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:31,480
or maybe classic police show style

1195
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,720
where a couple of us can be up high

1196
00:48:35,720 --> 00:48:39,559
with our bows ready, watching people down low.

1197
00:48:40,519 --> 00:48:41,680
Like we're gonna trap it.

1198
00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:42,519
Sure.

1199
00:48:42,519 --> 00:48:47,000
Baran says, well, the town square

1200
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,760
would probably be the best spot for that.

1201
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:51,600
It's the most open.

1202
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:53,720
I'm sure there seems to be enough wood here

1203
00:48:53,720 --> 00:48:55,640
that you could light something on fire.

1204
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:56,800
So much wood.

1205
00:48:58,520 --> 00:49:00,640
Yeah, but what kind of wood?

1206
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:01,520
Thea doesn't care.

1207
00:49:01,520 --> 00:49:03,240
Would you want something that burns quickly

1208
00:49:03,240 --> 00:49:05,480
or would you want something that has like a longer burn

1209
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:07,560
too and I'm sure we can figure something out anyway.

1210
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:10,480
And there are points on the roof.

1211
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:12,600
You could set up an archer,

1212
00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:15,440
plenty of places to hide in shops and stores.

1213
00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:17,360
So if it sounds really heavy footed

1214
00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:19,400
and it is all in black

1215
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:22,320
and it has a hood, I'm thinking like Wraith

1216
00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:25,039
or wouldn't that be more like silent?

1217
00:49:25,039 --> 00:49:26,400
I think that would be silent.

1218
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:27,240
Yeah.

1219
00:49:28,119 --> 00:49:29,840
It's probably some scary creature

1220
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:31,400
we've never seen before.

1221
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:32,240
I don't know.

1222
00:49:32,240 --> 00:49:34,519
I said Wraith and Russ went like,

1223
00:49:34,519 --> 00:49:35,720
his face went weird.

1224
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:37,920
I didn't go weird.

1225
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:40,599
I've made no weird.

1226
00:49:40,599 --> 00:49:43,280
That's just because he's really scared of Wraiths.

1227
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:44,320
It was just, yeah.

1228
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:46,440
He made a silent but deadly joke.

1229
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:47,880
He was very proud of himself.

1230
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:51,480
It's just a big fart and a cloak.

1231
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:53,680
Yeah, I say we do this guys.

1232
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:54,599
Let's do it.

1233
00:49:54,599 --> 00:49:56,240
Let's kill a mystery monster.

1234
00:49:56,240 --> 00:49:59,280
Thea, do you want to be up on a, nope.

1235
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:01,320
Nulara, do you want to be up?

1236
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:02,160
Nope.

1237
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:05,360
See, this is how detached I am.

1238
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:07,720
Do you want to be up on a roof with your bow

1239
00:50:08,720 --> 00:50:09,880
ready to strike?

1240
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:13,079
I think she's better served down with me.

1241
00:50:13,079 --> 00:50:14,480
Her sword does a lot of damage.

1242
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:15,760
Okay, I will go up

1243
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:19,119
because I can hit with magic probably from a rooftop.

1244
00:50:19,119 --> 00:50:21,960
Yeah, and you, although I'm not sure,

1245
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:24,000
but I think you have less hit points

1246
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:27,039
and you're not as good at like weaponing,

1247
00:50:27,039 --> 00:50:30,240
but you're sweet with the magic.

1248
00:50:30,240 --> 00:50:31,079
I don't know.

1249
00:50:31,079 --> 00:50:32,519
My magic didn't do very well last time.

1250
00:50:32,519 --> 00:50:34,240
Actually, I have all my hit points back

1251
00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:38,440
because if it took us a half a day to get back,

1252
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:40,920
I meditate for four hours instead of sleeping

1253
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:42,320
to regain all my strength.

1254
00:50:43,240 --> 00:50:44,920
So I don't know about anybody else, but.

1255
00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:46,160
So yeah, half a day.

1256
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:50,320
Yeah, you've probably all had equivalent of a-

1257
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:51,160
Of a rest.

1258
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:52,200
Of a long rest, yeah.

1259
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:53,600
So, but hit points are not.

1260
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:54,960
I've got my oath bow,

1261
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:56,960
which I can like light on fire and shit.

1262
00:50:56,960 --> 00:50:58,240
So I will-

1263
00:50:58,240 --> 00:51:00,920
And Baran's got that crossbow.

1264
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:01,920
So do we want to like,

1265
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:03,440
if you're in the middle of the,

1266
00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:06,480
I'll be on one side of the square up top

1267
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:09,880
and Baran will be on the other side up top, maybe.

1268
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:12,840
So that we've got two different shooting angles.

1269
00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:15,640
I think maybe if you guys stay on the same side,

1270
00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:16,720
somewhat close to one another,

1271
00:51:16,720 --> 00:51:19,640
cause if somehow you guys get ambushed,

1272
00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:21,480
it'd be nice to have some support.

1273
00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:22,320
Fair enough.

1274
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:23,280
Yes, agreed.

1275
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:25,000
Plus if it is actually the square,

1276
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,840
like there is, you know,

1277
00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:29,640
roads going kind of perpendicular through it,

1278
00:51:29,640 --> 00:51:31,840
we can't watch all of those escape routes

1279
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:32,840
with just two people.

1280
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:33,920
We don't have.

1281
00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:38,400
So you guys stay together to try to not get snatched.

1282
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:41,240
We'll go down below to try to not get snatched

1283
00:51:41,240 --> 00:51:45,360
and we'll draw out this mystery disappearing monster.

1284
00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:47,360
Let's do it.

1285
00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:48,960
Did we all jump together and high five

1286
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:50,240
like I imagined in my head?

1287
00:51:50,240 --> 00:51:51,720
Freeze frame, yeah, totally.

1288
00:51:51,720 --> 00:51:53,720
That's what I imagined as well.

1289
00:51:53,720 --> 00:51:54,880
So yes.

1290
00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:59,720
You go and you set up a large burn pile.

1291
00:51:59,720 --> 00:52:00,880
Yes.

1292
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:05,880
And you torch that obviously with a flaming arrow.

1293
00:52:06,039 --> 00:52:07,440
No, no, no, produce flame.

1294
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:08,960
I'm not going to waste an arrow.

1295
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:11,200
I shoot a flame out of my hand at the thing

1296
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:12,840
and it just lights on fire.

1297
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:13,679
Makes sense.

1298
00:52:13,679 --> 00:52:18,240
And so there's huge burning plot in the center of town

1299
00:52:18,240 --> 00:52:20,440
and you guys set up in your spots there.

1300
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:25,440
So you wait there and about a half an hour passes

1301
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:29,400
and still nothing seems to have come.

1302
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:33,000
And Baran kind of pokes his head up and over

1303
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:34,760
just to kind of take another look around

1304
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:36,039
as you've been doing.

1305
00:52:36,039 --> 00:52:41,039
And settles back down and you feel kind of a,

1306
00:52:42,159 --> 00:52:44,199
it's kind of a chilly night to begin with,

1307
00:52:44,199 --> 00:52:47,679
but you feel kind of like a drop in the pressure.

1308
00:52:47,679 --> 00:52:48,880
Everybody does.

1309
00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:53,159
And then you hear a woman scream

1310
00:52:53,159 --> 00:52:58,159
from the north end of town, like a shrill loud scream.

1311
00:52:58,639 --> 00:53:01,599
Okay, to the north end of town

1312
00:53:01,599 --> 00:53:05,960
and I jump off the roof and I throw guacamole

1313
00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:09,880
out and I land on guacamole as she emerges as a giant owl.

1314
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:14,880
And I say, I'm mad ass and that's when my daughter

1315
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:16,599
comes into the room.

1316
00:53:16,599 --> 00:53:17,440
Okay.

1317
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:18,360
Yeah, so that happens.

1318
00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:19,199
And it's amazing.

1319
00:53:19,199 --> 00:53:20,199
Every time.

1320
00:53:20,199 --> 00:53:22,800
And I gestured to Baran to jump on.

1321
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:24,559
And he's like, I don't know about

1322
00:53:24,559 --> 00:53:26,559
to jumping off of buildings.

1323
00:53:26,559 --> 00:53:29,119
I'll run down, I'll catch up.

1324
00:53:29,119 --> 00:53:30,760
Okay, we swooped down.

1325
00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:32,720
So you're all on the owl

1326
00:53:32,720 --> 00:53:34,760
or you're just running on the street now?

1327
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:37,080
Well, no, we're gonna ride the owl to the north end

1328
00:53:37,080 --> 00:53:38,280
and get there as fast as we can.

1329
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:39,400
This poor woman.

1330
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:40,560
People are just disappearing.

1331
00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:42,120
You can't lollygag.

1332
00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:47,120
So you run and you hear the screaming a few times

1333
00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:49,200
and it sounds like it's coming

1334
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:53,280
from the direction of Baran's house.

1335
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:55,880
Oh no, we never should have left her alone.

1336
00:53:55,880 --> 00:53:57,360
Never split up the group.

1337
00:53:57,360 --> 00:54:00,200
And you come down to the house.

1338
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:01,880
You make it there pretty quickly

1339
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:03,120
because you're flying over the city.

1340
00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:04,400
It's not a big city.

1341
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:08,800
And you run up to the front door and you go in

1342
00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:13,119
and Sasha is there screaming in the front room

1343
00:54:13,119 --> 00:54:14,119
covered in blood.

1344
00:54:14,119 --> 00:54:18,320
And it looks like the window has been blown out

1345
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:21,400
and the back door has been smashed down.

1346
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:25,720
There doesn't appear to be anything in the room

1347
00:54:25,720 --> 00:54:30,720
except you see a green haze or mist.

1348
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And she's screaming over and over.

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It's gone.

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It's gone.

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I don't know what it was,

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but I think I heard it and it's big.

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Music in today's episode was by Kavin McLeod

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of incompetech.filmmusic.io.

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Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.